MAY 2011

Dear Unsightly Customer,
Overalls without a shirt of any kind--you seriously thought this was appropriate for being in public? We can see your underwear, good sir, and we do not appreciate it. Properly observe the shirt and shoes policy next time, please.
kthxbai ♥
The Home Depot Cashiers

So I say a lot of generically friendly things to customers at work.
I said "Try not to get too hot" to this one woman in the garden center and had to repeat it several times because she apparently has hearing difficulty.
"That's sweet! No one ever says anything nice to me."
...did she just think I called her hot?