APRIL 2011

Week 2 at The Home Depot:
- One of the nude models from figure drawing class was one of my customers.
- There are a lot of lesbians.
- Taught a male coworker that bisexuals dating the opposite sex and then in addition someone of the same sex without their girlfriend or boyfriend's permission still counts as cheating.

"How does it feel to be the most beautiful woman in the store?"
Really? Really, you couldn't come up with a better and less ridiculous pick-up line? Dear 40-something-year-old men, please don't hit on your young cashiers. It's flattering, but also creepy.