So today I was cashiering--I'm now in a department, but still pick up cashiering shifts occasionally for the hours--and a middle-aged man approached me.

He said, "I'm looking for something that cooks. And cleans. And cleans floors."
"We don't have anything like that," I told him, realizing where he was going with this.
"Do you know what does all that?" he asked with a smirk.
"No," I replied, hating humanity.
"A housewife."

Dear Sexist Customers,
Why do you tell cashiers these stupid, ignorant jokes? FEMALE cashiers. WHY? Do you honestly think that women will find you amusing? Y'know, one day I'm not going to be able to force a soul-crushing chuckle to prevent it from being unbearably awkward.
Congrats for reminding me once again that most people aren't progressive,
Heather
P.S. I told him we don't have any housewives in the store. Not any that aren't customers.